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Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put th — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split u — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things