No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.

— Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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