Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas. — Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.

— Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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