Quotes about Funny and random

Explore a curated collection of 118 quotes about Funny and random at QuotesRead.com. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words on Funny and random from famous authors and thinkers around the world.

He’s close enough now that I can hear his footfall on the pavement, and I knowmy chances of outrunning him are slim. I’m — M.A. George, Aqua
He’s close enough now that I can hear his footfall on the pavement, and I knowmy chances of outrunning him are slim. I’m — M.A. George
A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'Albert Einstein — Victoria Ward, The Unconventional Life of Jenna Jaghe
What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock! — Ana Claudia Antunes, ONE HUNDRED ONE WORLD ACCOUNTS in ONE HUNDRED ONE WORD COUNT
I guess it’s worth a shot.” More than likely a wasted bullet, but I’ll fire anyway. — Brandy Nacole, Sacrifice: A New Dawn
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
In my experience, the romance novels written about BDSM have about as much in common with actual BDSM relationships as a — Nenia Campbell, Bound to Accept
So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes. — Fakeer Ishavardas
His green eyes blazed with desire; such a different look than I'd known before. Chase had studied me, reading my feeling — Kristen Simmons, Article 5
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. — Santosh Kalwar
And what the hell does that even mean? Why would you serve food for thoughgs, and what kind of food? If you serve spinac — J.D. Robb, Concealed in Death
Imogene always sitson the remote. It’s probably wedged between her butt cheeks.”“Should I go get a crowbar? — Kirsten Miller, The Eternal Ones
I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug.Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep. — Lenora Fraga
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin
Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin
He done his level best.Was he a mining on the flat..He done it with a zest..Was he a leading of the choir..He done his l — Mark Twain, The Complete Humorous Sketches and Tales of Mark Twain
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin
Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade