Quotes about Drink

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So I am not a broken heart. I am not the weight I lost or miles or ran and I am not the way I slept on my doorstep under — Charlotte Eriksson
...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at t — Drew Carey
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have — Jeff Foxworthy
Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensate — Terry Pratchett
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could m — David Sedaris, Naked
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. — Steve Martin
For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had t — David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galacti — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! — Warren Ellis
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive — Chelsea Handler
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — W.C. Fields
To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems — Matt Groening
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. — Alex Levine
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right