I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
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