I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met — David Sedaris
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I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

— David Sedaris
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