My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b — Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

— Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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