After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
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After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much.

— Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
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