Quotes by Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

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Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capaci — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadg — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced wit — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to belie — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.”“I get it, Swopes. He — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
That took balls.""Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning. — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn’t stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven’s sake — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
You just seem so sad,” I said, dialing voice mail. “Like someone stole your favorite nine millimeter.”“I’m not sad.” He — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right
Gemma had blond hair and blue eyes. I did not.Gemma was always an A student. I was more of a B-all-you-can-be kind of ga — Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right