Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck — George Carlin
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck

— George Carlin
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