As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vot — Molly Ivins
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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

— Molly Ivins
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