But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be — David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired, that I couldn't even find work as an elf. That's when you know you're a failure.

— David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice

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