The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

— P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
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