Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal. — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to somebody else. Thi — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government
It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effor — P.J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government