I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistr — Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistr — Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistr — Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistr — Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistr — Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
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I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at the elocution mistress. I meant to cast it at her feet, but I missed.

— Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
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