You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. — Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

— Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures
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