...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was — P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
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...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this:"He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.

— P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
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