Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, p — Angela Carter
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Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOWELS ARE GREAT LEVELLERS.

— Angela Carter
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