My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. — Caro Ramsay, Absolution
My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. — Caro Ramsay, Absolution
My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. — Caro Ramsay, Absolution
My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. — Caro Ramsay, Absolution
My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. — Caro Ramsay, Absolution
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My mum always said you get more fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding.

— Caro Ramsay, Absolution
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