For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow — Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
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For the next century, no elf is to be banished to the human world. No more Star Wars, no more Harry Potter, no more Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, and no more body-doubling for Tom Cruise. Elves shouldn't be treated like shit. We're not Mexicans.

— Adam Millard, the Human Santapede
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