Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. — Mark Twain
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Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

— Mark Twain
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