The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was be — Spike Milligan
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was be — Spike Milligan
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was be — Spike Milligan
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was be — Spike Milligan
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was be — Spike Milligan
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The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.

— Spike Milligan
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