Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their a — Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their a — Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their a — Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their a — Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their a — Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
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Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.

— Alexei Sayle, Barcelona Plates
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