Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
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Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.

— Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum
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