Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to — Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

— Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten
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