The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and — Jo Brand
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The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot.

— Jo Brand
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