A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. — Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. — Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. — Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. — Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. — Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
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A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.

— Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic
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