Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive tod — David Letterman
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive tod — David Letterman
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive tod — David Letterman
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive tod — David Letterman
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive tod — David Letterman
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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