The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, an — Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, an — Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, an — Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, an — Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, an — Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
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The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is going through these procedures of hostelry so as not to arouse suspicion.

— Paul Quarrington, The Ravine
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