Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he — Rachel Gibson
Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he — Rachel Gibson
Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he — Rachel Gibson
Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he — Rachel Gibson
Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he — Rachel Gibson
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Max looked around. "Where's your mutt?""Right here, asleep. He won't bite you again. I've talked to him about it, and he's really sorry

— Rachel Gibson
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Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. — Derek Landy
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!— — Matt Groening
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. — Gertrude Stein
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