It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, — Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
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It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all.

— Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer
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