I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a wh — The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
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I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.

— The Harvard Lampoon, Nightlight: A Parody
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