Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smil — Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smil — Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smil — Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smil — Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smil — Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
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Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires.""The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?

— Kelley Armstrong, Dime Store Magic
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