My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
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My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.

— George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords
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