Short cuts make long delays. — J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Short cuts make long delays. — J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Short cuts make long delays. — J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Short cuts make long delays. — J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Short cuts make long delays. — J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Short cuts make long delays.

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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