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Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard, Correction
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard, Correction
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard, Correction
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard, Correction
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. — Thomas Bernhard, Correction
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Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

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