Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before? — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before? — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before? — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before? — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before? — Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
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Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before?

— Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess
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