...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon... — Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
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...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...

— Joel N. Ross, The Lost Compass
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