Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my s — Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my s — Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my s — Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my s — Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my s — Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
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Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!)

— Rick Riordan, The Dark Prophecy
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