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I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date. — Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
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I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.

— Sarah Morgan, Miracle on 5th Avenue
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