He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It — Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
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He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing contest. It was a pure damn wonder women didn't take over the world while men were busy trying to prove who had the biggest dick.

— Tami Hoag, Prior Bad Acts
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