By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Char — Nick Flynn
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By the time I'm nine I know the world is a dangerous place.  I've heard whispers about razorblades in apples, about Charlie Manson and his family.  But no one is offering any clear information.

— Nick Flynn
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