She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had — Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had — Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had — Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had — Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had — Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
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She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings.

— Molly Harper, The Art of Seducing a Naked Werewolf
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