Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

— Jon Stewart
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