You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King, The Dead Zone
You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King, The Dead Zone
You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King, The Dead Zone
You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King, The Dead Zone
You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King, The Dead Zone
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You ought to sue that son of a whore

— Stephen King, The Dead Zone
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