A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe
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