God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will beco — Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
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God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its own floating paradise of underweight movie stars and dot-commers, like a fat-free Atlantis with superfast Wi-Fi.

— Laura Ruby, Bad Apple
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