I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God. — Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
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I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

— Jill Shalvis, Instant Attraction
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