Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith
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Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

— Andrew Smith
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